S&P500

Sock & Pussy 500 · Robinhood Chain

An orange cat wearing a grey knit sock as a balaclava, staring directly at you

The index fund that pays you in stocks.

Hold 10,000 $S&P500 on the Robinhood chain and receive distributions of tokenized stocks. No staking. No claiming. The cat handles the rest.

Chain Robinhood
DEX Uniswap v2
Dividends Real stocks
Minimum 10,000 tokens

01 — Dividends

Step 1

Buy

Get $S&P500 on Uniswap v2, on the Robinhood chain. That part works like every other coin you've ever aped.

Step 2

Hold

10,000+

Keep at least 10,000 tokens in your wallet. That's the eligibility line for distributions. Below it, you just own a very good coin.

Step 3

Receive stocks

Tokenized stocks are distributed to eligible holders on the Robinhood chain. Dividends — but the fund manager is a cat in a sock.

Distributions land automatically. If your balance dips under 10,000, so does your eligibility.

02 — Fund fact sheet

Ticker
$S&P500
Full name
Sock & Pussy 500
Chain
Robinhood
Exchange
Uniswap v2
Distributions
Tokenized stocks
Dividend minimum
10,000 tokens
Management fee
0%
Fund manager
One (1) cat in a sock
Investment strategy
Hold. Stare. Get paid.
Rebalancing
Whenever he feels like it